July 2009
0 posts
You can't save the damsel if she loves her...
For Melanie
(via tinamarie)
June 2009
3 posts
Accountability...
We live in a world of choice. People choose to do the things that they want to do. And implicit in that choice is an agreement to accept the consequences for their actions.
Politics for Beginners:
SOCIALISM -You have two cows; you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM -You have two cows; the government takes them both and gives you the milk. FASCISM -You have two cows; the government takes them both and sells you the milk. NAZISM -You have two cows; the government takes them both and shoots you. CAPITALISM -You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull. TRADE UNIONISM -You have two cows;...
April 2009
3 posts
March 2009
1 post
FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, “This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen.” FML
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used...
February 2009
25 posts
“You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take...
Oh man we were livin’…we laughed until we cried…
The people in Hawaii are all so relaxed and chill and nobody’s in a rush…this makes for a really slow starbucks!
I’ve given you too much…I’m taking back my love. -Ciara
David Archuleta
He is amazing! He is also singing the National Anthem at the Pro Bowl on Sunday, for which I have an all access pass. It gets better. I have an entertainment vendor pass for rehearsals tomorrow which means I will be standing on the same stage as David Archuleta in like 12 hours. Im pretty much really excited about this. What I am not excited about is the disclosure form I had to sign stating...
He found out how I feel. He thinks im pathetic. That should make me sad but instead im releaved.
Hawaii
Update: Miami International Airport
The flight from Tallahassee to Miami was short and uneventful other than that I kept falling asleep and then waking up and jerking my head which I hate because it makes me look like an idiot. Im waiting to board my next plane to Los Angeles and im pretty sure that people in Miami are exempt from being held accountable for what they wear and how they behave....
Tranny Fluid
mscott:
Has anyone seen that commercial about like transmission fluid and how long it lasts? When I heard them say something like “when you’re burning through tranny fluid like that…” I burst out laughing. I’m such a little boy
i bet my tumblr crush can fuck like a champ.
havent-got-a-prayer:
(via bringtheruckuss)
Fortune cookie: If you can’t decide up or down try moving from side to side. Sounds sexual???
The old me is dead and gone…
January 2009
42 posts
distractions
3isagoodnumber:
I’m trying to study for my accounting test tomorrow and get my online homework done but there lies the problem. ONLINE HOMEWORK! You can’t possibly expect me to be online and not stray to Tumblr every…oh I dunno…3 minutes. I’m only half way done and I started at 2:30.
3’s a good number ; )
tinamarie:
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This is what i see when i try to sign on facebook. It has been like this for like an hour now. And now i feel like i could be a fb addict because this lil message makes me feel crazy lol. i need facebook in my...
Real Housewives Quotes
“No matter what happens in life, Im going to do it my way”
—Jeana
“I want the power and the money and I want them both”
—Vicki
“Im not the new girl anymore so watch out”
—Tamra
“I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all”
—Gretchen
Tomorrow.
havent-got-a-prayer:
In one of those tumblr chats, an idea was born. Stranger Tuesday, we called it. The concept is simple; take a picture of a stranger or with a stranger and post it on your tumblr. And who knows, you might even have some interesting conversations. Please reblog this and help spread the word.
“Part of my left arm is amputated, prefer same level of honesty.”
– Direct profile quote
Member, Adam-4-Adam
“Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs and alcohol.”
“Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.”
“Obsessive is just a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.”
“Excellence is caring more than others think wise; risking more than others think...”
“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to...”
a/s/l?
rynhr:
notthatkindagay:
remember when people said that? do they still?
yes they still do in chat rooms.
I didn’t know chat rooms still existed. I miss those days…