You can’t save the damsel if she loves her distress!
For Melanie
(via tinamarie)
You know...the name you give the Starbucks person when you order.
June 30, 2009
3:33 pm
Accountability…
We live in a world of choice. People choose to do the things that they want to do. And implicit in that choice is an agreement to accept the consequences for their actions.
June 12, 2009
2:23 pm
Politics for Beginners:
SOCIALISM
-You have two cows; you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
-You have two cows; the government takes them both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM
-You have two cows; the government takes them both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM
-You have two cows; the government takes them both and shoots you.
CAPITALISM
-You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.
TRADE UNIONISM
-You have two cows; they take both away from you, shoot one, milk the other, and throw away the milk.
MORALE:
Don’t have anything to do with cows, i.e. don’t have anything to do with politics.
April 29, 2009
April 4, 2009
March 14, 2009
1:55 am
FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, “This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen.” FML
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
February 16, 2009
5:12 pm
“You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, will prove the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”
~~~ The late Dr. Adrian Rogers , 1931 to 2005 ~~~
February 13, 2009
1:21 pm
Oh man we were livin’…we laughed until we cried…
February 10, 2009
